Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	2530	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8701
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!