Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	194
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5112
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Towns Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	3616

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	132	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5