Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated PVP Madness: Murder for a Makeover

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can look like a total boss, but there’s a catch – you have to kill other players to maintain your epic appearance!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner assassin and dominate the competition with your killer looks (literally). Trust us, once you start slaying in style, you’ll never want to go back to boring old Minecraft again.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a pretty face – you’re a deadly force to be reckoned with!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RP SERVER Minecraft server

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The owner of the “RP SERVER” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mineplex VS Hypixel

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/the-nights-watch-smp/">Minecraft Server</a> Comparison

Hypixel VS Mineplex

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be laggy at times
Wide variety of games	Some games may have long queue times
Frequent updates and events	Can be competitive for newer players

Mineplex

Pros	Cons
Helpful community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Large staff team	May lack some game variety
Unforgettable experience	Some games may not be as popular

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mineplex.

Which server offers a wider variety of games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of games compared to Mineplex.

Which server is more community-focused?

Mineplex is known for having a helpful community and a large staff team.

Which server is more competitive?

Hypixel can be more competitive for newer players compared to Mineplex.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafting Waifus – Katawa Shoujo Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar high? Look no further than our server, where we promise non-stop laughs and shenanigans! Join now and embark on a quest to find your very own Katawa Shoujo – because who needs diamonds when you can find true love in the form of a visual novel character?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures, like 3D-printable Katawa figurines, desktop Katawas to decorate your virtual space, and even a game called Katawa Crash that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into Kenjivania and see if you can survive the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our fanfic database, explore the Hanako Image Database for all your waifu needs, and even check out Anon’s Sprites + Font Rip for some extra flair. And if you’re feeling a little frisky, don’t miss out on Val’s Content Dump + Pantsu – because who doesn’t love a little scandalous fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just find your Katawa and live happily ever after in a world filled with laughter and love (and maybe a few explosions).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	5218

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SamuraiCraft: Where Brazil’s Black Samurai roam the pixelated lands!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of black SAMURAIS from Brazil! Yes, you heard that right – forget about traditional Japanese warriors, we’ve got a whole new level of epicness here.

Join us for epic battles where you can wield your diamond katana and show off your ninja skills in PvP arenas. Our black SAMURAIS are known for their lightning-fast reflexes and unbeatable swordsmanship – you won’t stand a chance against them!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying llamas and rainbow sheep. Explore our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, just waiting to be conquered by brave adventurers like yourself.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a black SAMURAI in Brazil – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ratatouille’s Crafty Adventures

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! And speaking of spaghetti, did you know that the founder of this server is actually a talking rat named Ratatouille? That’s right, he’s the mastermind behind all the wacky adventures you’ll have here.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we’ve got flying pigs everywhere), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (it’s a real sight to see).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Castle, where you can feast on endless amounts of cheese while battling it out with other players in epic cheese-themed mini-games. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate…but you didn’t hear that from me.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant cheese monster). Just remember, they call me Ratatouille for a reason – because I’m the cheesiest player around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1808
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChuubasCraft – Where Pink is the New Black!

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Are you a fan of pink chuubas? Do you believe in the power of Pink Unity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us in celebrating all things pink and discussing the awesomeness of pink chuubas from different companies.

We have an extensive list of pink chuubas for you to drool over and if you have any that aren’t on the list, just let us know and we’ll add them in a jiffy! Because let’s face it, pink chuubas are the bomb and we can’t get enough of them.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just remember to believe in Pink Unity and all will be right in the world. So come on, join us in our quest to worship all things pink and bask in the glory of Pink Women!

And if you need some inspiration, check out our /pink/ OP Template and holodex script. Plus, we have related threads that include even more pink chuubas for you to obsess over. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our pink-tastic Minecraft server. Let’s spread the love for Pink Women together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	2507
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Just Bucket! Forget about homework, join us for some mining and crafting fun!

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JustBucket Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community	Fosters an active and friendly community where players of all levels feel welcome and valued
Gameplay	Offers lag-free gameplay with various game modes such as survival and Skyblock
Economy	Special focus on in-game economy with trading, shops, jobs, and tournaments to earn currency
Evolution	Constantly updating and expanding server with new features and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the JustBucket Minecraft Server?

You can join by using the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best for both Java and Bedrock versions. Bedrock players should use port 25566.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, the server is cross-platform, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to connect seamlessly.

3. How can I become a staff member on the server?

To become a staff member, you can inquire in-game or join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP for more information.

4. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

5. Can I create my own shops on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to set up their own shops on the server to buy and sell items to other players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Emeralds Found:	2202
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Strom-MC VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Strom-MC
Large player base	Smaller player base
Wide variety of game modes	Focus on unique server features
Frequent updates and events	Regular server maintenance
High-quality server performance	Optimized for simple voice chat
Active community forums	Direct support through tutorials

Hypixel FAQ	Strom-MC FAQ
How do I join Hypixel?	How do I use simple voice chat on Strom-MC?
Can I play mini-games on Hypixel?	What unique features does Strom-MC offer?
Are there any special events on Hypixel?	How do I connect to Bedrock on Strom-MC?
What kind of support does Hypixel offer?	How often does Strom-MC go through maintenance?
Is there a way to contact staff on Hypixel?	Where can I find tutorials for Strom-MC?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base and wide range of game modes, with frequent updates and events to keep players engaged. The server has high-quality performance and an active community forum for players to interact. Hypixel offers extensive support options for players.

Strom-MC, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but focuses on unique server features and optimizations for simple voice chat. The server provides direct support through tutorials and is optimized for Bedrock connection. Strom-MC also offers regular maintenance to ensure smooth gameplay for its players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	8228	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	889199	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kagurabachi’s Creeper Carnival

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kagurabachi always wins! That’s right, our resident bee is the ultimate champion of all battles, whether it’s against creepers, zombies, or even the Ender Dragon. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Kagurabachi’s triumphs unfold before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to bring good luck and fortune to all who befriend it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a quest to find and befriend the Diamond Sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious villain in Minecraft history and maybe even learn a few new dance moves while you’re at it.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Kagurabachi won? Kagurabachi won’t even know what hit them when you join our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8130	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MagicCraft: Where Spells and Shenanigans Collide!

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Yo, forget all those other lame games with their basic magic systems. You gotta join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and mind-blowing magic system in gaming history.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of mischievous wizards appear out of nowhere. They challenge you to a magical duel where you can summon fire-breathing chickens and turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that you can brew potions that give you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn or breathe underwater like a badass mermaid. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted weapons and armor that will make you invincible in battle.

So, if you’re ready to level up your gaming experience and dive into a world of pure magic and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now. Trust us, once you enter our realm, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AssassinClub

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Welcome To AssassinClub, -ServerAssassin Here! Hope You Enjoy your stay at our Server, Its a Free to Play Modded/Full of Plugins Minecraft Survival Server/SMP to enhance your gameplay, we Might also bring Bedwars/skywars/lifesteal and other gamemodes soon if we grow up Dont Forget to Join our Discord and Vote For Us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Alabasta SMP: Where even creepers think twice before blowing up!

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Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Hermitcraft Inspired: Embrace the collaborative spirit of Hermitcraft with a focus on creativity and camaraderie. Toxicity-Free Environment: Join a server where positivity and respect reign supreme. We prioritize creating a welcoming and inclusive community. Community Events and Projects: Join forces with fellow players to participate in exciting community events, build monumental projects, and leave your mark on the server’s ever-evolving landscape. Zero-Tolerance Policy: We maintain a zero-tolerance policy against griefing, stealing, and disruptive behavior. Long-Term Sustainability: We’re in it for the long haul, dedicated to providing a stable and enduring Minecraft experience for years to come. Active Player Interaction: Experience the thrill of real-time interaction with fellow players as you collaborate on projects, embark on adventures, and engage in lively conversations. Mature Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in a community where mutual respect, friendly interactions, and mature conduct are paramount.

About Us

Hermitcraft Inspired: Embrace the collaborative spirit of Hermitcraft with a focus on creativity and camaraderie. Toxicity-Free Environment: Join a server where positivity and respect reign supreme. We prioritize creating a welcoming and inclusive community. Community Events and Projects: Join forces with fellow players to participate in exciting community events, build monumental projects, and leave your mark on the server’s ever-evolving landscape. Zero-Tolerance Policy: We maintain a zero-tolerance policy against griefing, stealing, and disruptive behavior. Long-Term Sustainability: We’re in it for the long haul, dedicated to providing a stable and enduring Minecraft experience for years to come. Active Player Interaction: Experience the thrill of real-time interaction with fellow players as you collaborate on projects, embark on adventures, and engage in lively conversations. Mature Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in a community where mutual respect, friendly interactions, and mature conduct are paramount.

Features
Survival Gameplay with a Twist Quality-Life Plugins to make the gameplay Better Robust Anti-Grief measures and Theft Prevention Systems 24/7 mod support, ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment

Ready to embark on your Minecraft journey? Join us today and become part of our growing family! Discord: https://discord.gg/P6hCpqCd48

Adventure awaits! See you in-game! 🚀

FAQ:

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero-tolerance policy against griefing, stealing, and disruptive behavior.

2. How can I participate in community events and projects?

You can join forces with fellow players to participate in exciting community events and build monumental projects. Stay updated on the announcements in our Discord server.

3. Are there any age restrictions on the server?

We strive to maintain a mature atmosphere, so we encourage players to engage in friendly interactions and conduct themselves in a respectful manner. While there are no strict age restrictions, we expect all players to act responsibly.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

YeehawCraft: Wild West Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy – literally! Our server is so hilarious and entertaining that your eyes won’t be able to handle it and will start leaking tears of joy.

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From riding pigs into battle against giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh until you cry – literally! Your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	8480	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blame It on the Creeper

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a sword attack in East London? Look no further! Join our server where the only crashing you’ll experience is crashing into a world of fun and adventure!

Our server is so lit, even Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo would want to escape his court appearance to join in on the action. With a samurai style sword in hand, you can battle your way through epic quests and challenges, just like in real life (minus the murder charges, of course).

Forget about the Old Bailey, come to our server and be the hero or villain you’ve always wanted to be. With a bladed article in your inventory, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, you won’t have to worry about nearly severing anyone’s hand, unless it’s a virtual hand in a PvP battle.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6480
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	4823
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16