‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Buildings Constructed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	4065	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Crops Grown:	6247	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8449	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2470
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Potions Brewed:	93	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Crops Grown:	3004
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	394
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crops Grown:	8467
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ores Mined:	3906
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2