Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mines Excavated: 4220

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

    Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Crops Grown: 6143 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 1152

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MagicalMinecraftMadness

    MagicalMinecraftMadness

    Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

    Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

    So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7492 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Dragon Eggs Found: 4095
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Farms Harvested: 672
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 110971 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Star Shards Collected: 84

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1491 Villages Defended: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Star Shards Collected: 52
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7197
    Towns Built: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 8862
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3116 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Dimension Hops: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3444 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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