Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2341	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3233
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	481219	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	59	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Farms Harvested:	889	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Players:	91/600	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2