Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Items Found:	8305
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	1478	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Towns Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DetentionDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GymCraftHate

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Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.