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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6418 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!