Crafty Crap Shack | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOLcraft: Terry’s myan BOGART server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown (or melted, depending on what you’re smoking) on our server!

Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DustCraft: Where Things Are Always Settled…Until a Creeper Shows Up LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server in all of Minecraft!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.

So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

IncelCraft- Ruling the digital world one block at a time! #Blessed #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most savage drama is nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!

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Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!

Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.

Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ores Mined:	5153
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
New Chunks Explored:	240857	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	78	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	991
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Cactus Co.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

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Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

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Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	7790
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6