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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Star Shards Collected:	207	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3388	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	481	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	3173	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3805
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6071
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mines Excavated:	3279

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCaregiver

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Crops Grown:	6173	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	471	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1883	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7