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Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7225	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mines Excavated:	4021	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6196

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	8396
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9