Are you tired of pretending to be something you’re not? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner Russian, no matter where you’re from! We’ve got players from Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia all coming together to embrace their true identity.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

    Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right
    Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 869
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 452 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
    • Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
    • Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
    • Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 281
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

    Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

    Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Dimension Hops: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

    Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

    Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

    Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Potions Brewed: 28 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

    The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

    On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

    Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Am I Not Crafting? LOL

    Am I Not Crafting? LOL

    Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

    Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

    SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Animals Bred: 59
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dimension Hops: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

    Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

    CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Only

    YOLOcraft: One Life Only
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

    Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

    IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!
    Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

    Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

    Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

    But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

    So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

    Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2923 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

    World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

    Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

    Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Crops Grown: 4552 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Respawned Too Soon

    Respawned Too Soon

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

    So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

    Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

    Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

    Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4396 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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