Crafty Bossman’s LOLzville Server

#Count me in, #KWABing, #officehumor, #Shitman, #workplacebanter, Boss, Bossmans, Crafty, Excited, Fun, LOLzville, nightout, Server, teamwork, whats that

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9256
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Animals Bred:	76	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to KWAB the Shitman! What’s KWABing, you ask? Oh, just a little game where you have to outsmart the sneaky Shitman and collect all the diamonds before he does. Trust me, it’s a blast!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Boss, who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. From building a giant potato statue to riding pigs through a lava maze, there’s never a dull moment here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, my friends! 🤪🎮🔥

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2320
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6791	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Votes:	5427
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Towns Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	7212

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	3829	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9661	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	569797	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!