Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Void Gems Collected: 27
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 223
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2458 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 85 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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