Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mines Excavated: 4307
    Dimension Hops: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 703869
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Ores Mined: 2631 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Zombie Dances: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Emeralds Found: 1150
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 998
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Crops Grown: 7260

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 126 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Players Killed by Monsters: 3587

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Potions Brewed: 79
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Crops Grown: 8641

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 186
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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