Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

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Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	2613
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1126	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1031

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Animals Bred:	161
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Animals Bred:	131
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.