Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Endless Night Skies: 3 Enchantments Applied: 139
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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