Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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