Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyDifferences

Best Friend, characteristics, contrasting opinions, contrasting traits, CraftyDifferences, Differences, differing values, distinctiveness, diverse personalities, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, individual strengths, Individuality, personal differences, Personal preferences, personal quirks, Personality, relationships, unique perspectives, unique qualities, varied interests

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

Den, depression, diet and emotions, diet and mood, diet impact on mental health, emotional health, emotional well being, mental health, mental health effects of sugar, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, Rush, Sugar, sugar and depression, sugar and emotions, sugar and mental health, sugar and mental well-being, sugar and mood, sugar and mood disorders, sugar consumption, sugar intake, Sugary diets, unhealthy eating habits

u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Crops Grown:	2271	Enchantments Applied:	69
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineMagic Minecraft server

adequate audience, Behavior, CONTENT, Development, donation, Dungeons, Events, Evolving, Journey, messenger, Minecraft, MineMagic, Modes, new servers, ONLINE, Plugins, programmer, Punishments, Server, Support, Telegram

The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, BLOCK, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, nonsense red, Party, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Doggy Style Edition, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, rehabilitating, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, addiction recovery program, addiction treatment, dangerous substances, destructive behavior, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependency, drug overdose, drug rehabilitation, harmful substances, illegal drugs, mental health, Minecraft, overdose, recovery journey, recovery process, Rehabilitation, ruined lives, smp, SMPDrugCraft, substance abuse, substance misuse

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5522	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GlowedUpGang

acceptance, Appearance, beauty, Before and after, bullying, comparison, Confidence, glow up, GlowedUpGang, inner beauty, judgment, makeover, personal growth, physical changes, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, social perception, societal standards, transformation, Ugly people

Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8509	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

Army, border, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, idf, international relations, Invasion, Jerusalem post, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, News, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Syrian territory, tanked, Tanks, territorial dispute

get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic characters, DL furry, Friends, Furry, furry art, furry community, furry culture, furry enthusiasts, furry erotica, furry fandom, furry fantasies, Furry Fetish, furry identity, furry kink, furry lifestyle, furry porn., furry roleplay, furry sex, furry subculture, fursona, gay yiff, Minecraft, Server

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6617
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

achievement, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, AUTOMATED, Awards, awards ceremony, Ballots, Creative, Digital, Future, Innovative, machine learning, Minecraft, Natsupoi, Observer, observer awards, recognition, smp, Technology, Underrated, Unique, virtual, Voting, voting process

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5530
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3235
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2974	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3