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Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Emeralds Found:	2881	Dragon Eggs Found:	1796
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3337
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3979
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchantments Applied:	106	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, assessment instructions, Background noise, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes noise, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coursework, disrespectful behavior., distractions, door noise, Footsteps, Frustration, frustration management, lack of respect, mic sensitivity, Minecraft, noise, relationship, Server, video assessment, VideoAssessmentVibes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KidzCraftHavoc

Choices, college, culture, DATING, Daughters, decision, Divorce, education, family, forced marriage, Heir, INDEPENDENCE, KidzCraftHavoc, Partners, PRESSURE, refusing, Shelter, Sons, Stability, unmarried, young adult children

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

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LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3