Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crops Grown: 7888
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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