Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!
    Server Name Novidium
    Server IP play.novidium.net

    Overview:

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

    FAQ:

    What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

    Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

    How does the economy system work on Novidium?

    There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

    What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

    There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

    How can players join Novidium?

    Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Bug Busters Minecraft Server

    Bug Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

    – Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

    Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

    But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 668 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

    Dad vs GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

    Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

    So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 938981 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

    HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

    Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!
    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

    Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyPoliceMC Server

    BlockyPoliceMC Server
    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AmmoDepotSmashCraft

    AmmoDepotSmashCraft
    join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 202
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

    Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Requirements
    • Over 18 years old
    • Active player
    • Love building
    What we offer
    • Free world without plugins
    • Server with 70 mods (70% building mods)
    • Mods like Create and MineColonies
    • Pleasant time spent together
    • Responsive server host

    Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
    Are there any restrictions on building? No, you are free to build as you please
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
    Is there any way to communicate with other players? Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

    Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

    Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

    So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 40

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

    We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

    So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 833290 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyExSibsPoor

    CraftyExSibsPoor
    Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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