HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

air travel, Aviation, banned items, Bans, Blasts, communication devices, hezbollah, Hezbollah members, HezbollahCraft, iran, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, Planes, regulations, restrictions, Safety, SECURITY, Talkies, Targeting, Terrorism, travel, walkie, walkie-talkies

yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Half Year Kids Land

age, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Communication, Development, early childhood, growth, half year, Kids, Land, Life, Milestones, parenting, percent, preschool, silly, substantial, Toddler, under $5, year

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

animal studies, anxiety, behavior regulation, Brain, brain function, brain protein, brain science, depressive behaviors, female behavior, female mice, Fun, mental health, mood disorders, motivation, motivation regulation, Mouse, neuroscience, protein discovery, research, Rewards, rodent research, scientific discovery

so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	576455	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MatangaMC

Anarchy, Bedrock compatibility, Discord, Factions, Ffa, Gens, halloween event, Kingdoms, Mega Gens, Pacific kingdom, PvP, raider, Survival

Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

1.8, administration, Arcade, Bedwars, blockparty, BOMBERS, Buildffa, Cosmetic Items, Duels, games, Lobby, Mini Games, Moderation, Pirate, PvP, PvP themes, Ranking system, TNT Run, TnT Tug, unique style, Without Launcher, YouTuber

A server of a popular YouTuber with a unique style and presentation of gameplay, focused on PvP themes.

Available game versions: from 1.8 to 1.21.

Server modes:

BedWars – made similar to Hypixel.

Duels – with many different modes.

BuildFFA is a competitive mode with various kits and ranks.

Arcade – includes modes such as TnT Run, TnT Tug, BlockParty, Bombers.

Responsive moderation and administration are ready to help at any time with any problem.

The server has a unique ranking system that allows you to demonstrate your skills.

There are also plenty of cosmetic items available in the lobby and in games to ensure every player can stand out.

Our project will definitely not let you get bored!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!

Amazing perks, Bosses, Consistent updates, Craft, Custom, custom dimensions, custom fishing, Daily Quests, Discord, Fight, gallery, Impressive variety, Mini dungeons, mobs, Not P2W, Playerdriven Economy, Progressive Ranking System, Rank ups, Ranking, Rare Fish, Server, slightly, smp, Special abilities, Store (Not P2W), Treasure, Twisted, WarpedRealm, Weekly quests, Wiki

WarpedRealm <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/gintoki-funny-moments/">Minecraft Server</a>

WarpedRealm.com

A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

Join us today and start your adventure!

IP: WarpedRealm.com

Features:

Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
Custom Dimensions
Mini dungeons
Custom Mobs
Upgradable Spawners
Jobs
Skills
Custom fishing
Grief prevention (Claims)
Quests
Custom Armor sets
Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
Custom crafting systems
Playerdriven Economy
Playershops

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, our store is not pay-to-win
How many ranks are there in the game?	There are over 32 ranks to progress through
Are there custom dimensions to explore?	Yes, the server offers custom dimensions to explore
Can players create and upgrade their gear?	Yes, there is a unique crafting system for creating and upgrading gear
What special items can players find in the game?	Players can find powerful staffs, tomes, hammers, and more

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	9233	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

Appearance, Breakup, criticism, DATING, Decision making, friendship, Frustration, Girlfriend, gym, History, industrial museum, influence, judgment, Minecraft, peer pressure, Personality, relationships, self worth, Server, social expectations, societal norms, sports, Superficiality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	170	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	4589
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	704018
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Crops Grown:	8089
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	701	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Emeralds Found:	4698	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	81	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ores Mined:	2498
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Updated October 15, 2024

HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

Updated October 15, 2024

Half Year Kids Land

Updated October 15, 2024

Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

Updated October 15, 2024

MatangaMC

Updated October 15, 2024

AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

Updated October 15, 2024

WarpedRealm: The Slightly Twisted Server – Where You Can Craft Custom Mobs and Fight Bosses While Ranking Up!

WarpedRealm.com

Features:

FAQ

Updated October 15, 2024

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Updated October 15, 2024

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

Updated October 15, 2024

PixelatedNightmares

Updated October 15, 2024

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

Updated October 15, 2024

Cake Party Time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Eternity BCG

Updated October 15, 2024

Cuz We Did SMP

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1