so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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