so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 183

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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