so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Towns Built: 9 Enchantments Applied: 136

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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