Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ores Mined: 4716

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY