Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 8236

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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