CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2564	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	6369

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	320642
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alien Abductions:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/kevin-magnussen/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	6191	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	167	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Spears Created:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ores Mined:	9314
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.