Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mines Excavated: 1320
Dragon Eggs Found: 4232 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Runes Activated: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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