Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 95 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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