Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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