Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7974
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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