Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Magic Items Found: 7973 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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