Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Gods Slained: 1
Animals Bred: 96 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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