Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Love Letters Sent: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
Void Armor Forged: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Gods Slained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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