join da best minecraft server ever where u can take out all ur pent up aggression like the danish prime minister in copenhagen!! build ur own castle and defend it from evil mobs or maybe even other players who try to steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and let out ur inner viking on this epic server where anything can happen!! #minecraftmadness #crazyfun #joinus

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Emeralds Found: 6455
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Potions Brewed: 154 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9113
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 535 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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