Cool Roofs Save Lives | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	6767
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Animals Bred:	36	Dimension Hops:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	3986	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	340169	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mines Excavated:	2500
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4524	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	68
Magic Items Found:	8030	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GFundMeCraft

bills, Boundaries, Cheap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial agreements, financial problems, financial responsibility, GFundMeCraft, Girlfriend, Gratitude, household expenses, joint account, Liar, living together, Money Matters, relationship issues, Rent, splitting bills, standing up for myself

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9949
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, determination, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, hobbies, love, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, physical health, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self-care, strength, support system

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3