Cool Roofs Save Lives | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5972
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5247
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	197
Zombie Dances:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Love Letters Sent:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crops Grown:	7527	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	59	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2