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RejectHubCraft

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so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Motion Madness

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Block Brain Busters

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lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	4362	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Palterra Pixel

MCMMO, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Minecraft Pokémon Fusions Starters League Champion Unique Stress-free Custom Laid-back Server Experience Engaging Battling Community Adventure Exploration Sandbox Fun

Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NyxCraft

Adventure, alliances, Ambush, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Biomes, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, creativity, Destruction, dynamic-environment, Epic battles, Exploration, Griefing, imaginative building, PvP, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Survival, test of survival

Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity. Features:

• Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

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⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

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Server Name	Survival Horizons
Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Overview:

Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6274
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MomNotInformedMC Server

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TableGateCraft

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Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	252	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Accomplishments.., Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, bragging, BraggingButNotReally, Dedication, determination, dreams, goals, hard work, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, pride, self accomplishment, self improvement, self-confidence, Skills, smp, success, Talents

Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Potions Brewed:	114	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Acts of Kindness

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Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

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LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

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So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchantments Applied:	277
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36