Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed: 36 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Dragon Scales Harvested: 338 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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