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Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	9710	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	51763	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8134	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

Crafty, cultural cuisine, dining experience, falafel, Favorite Food, food culture, food preferences, Hummus, international cuisine, Israeli cuisine abroad, Israeli food, Israeli salad, Kosher food, local favorites, Mediterranean cuisine, middle eastern cuisine, Minecraft, pita bread, sabich, Server, Shakshuka, tahini

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

Board, Digital culture, Fun, internet forum, Joshipedo, Joshipedos, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communication, Online Community, online community building, online community management., online discussion, online engagement, online group, online interaction, online networking, online participation, online platform, online society, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, User-generated content, virtual community

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	828342

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2