ConstitutionCraft

ConstitutionCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Divine Spears Created: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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