so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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