so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Runes Activated: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9248
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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