so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6084 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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