so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Epic Quests Completed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Villages Defended: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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