so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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