so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Runes Activated: 0
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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