CommieCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	2551
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	4195
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	1258
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

bio, biotechnology, Boosted, cancer immunotherapy, cancer treatment, clinical trials, enhance effects, genetic modification, Genetically engineered bacteria, GPS, immune responses, immune system, Immunotherapy treatment, live bacteria, medical science, oncology, Precision medicine, research, study, Therapeutic approach, tumor, Tumor GPS, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1